DO NOT READ THIS! But you are reading, or you wouldn't have your eye on these words. Well as you've disobeyed the previous instruction and have read this far, you may as well know that the only "catch" in this is that you're not going to get anywhere. You're reading about nothing. Nothing is going to be said, and you're silly to go on reading. So why go on? Well, why go on? Why persist in continuing to read when you've been warned that it's getting you nowhere. STOP, NOW. Do you call this stopping, letting your eyes sneak along. You can rest assured that it contains nothing of greater importance than the previous writing. Utter drivel, save for that one eminently sensible note: Stop reading. You're starting another line? You're incorrigible. Look, this whole piece, from the first word is about nothing. Can't you understand. Nothing. See if you understand it better this way: Yammer, yammer, yammer, yammer, yammer, yammer. Does that make sense? Well it makes as much sense as everything else you're going to read till you finish this line. Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. It's pointless, continuing to tell you the folly of going on if you won't stop. Sheer gibberish will serve just as well. Uckly Muckly, Abra Cadabra, Eeny meeny miny mo. Well, you've nearly finished, and you must have realised by now that there is nothing in this line worth reading. Do the right thing by your eyes. Leave off now and retain the last vestiges of respect for your own mentality. Are you a man or a mouse? You've got nothing to lose by breaking off right here and now. Nothing to lose and nothing to gain. Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. Yet here you are right at the finish, having got yourself precisely nowhere.